They Didnt Just Kill General Pakenham – The HORRIFYING Truth About New Orleans

They Didnt Just Kill General Pakenham -  The HORRIFYING Truth About New Orleans

At roughly 6:30 on the morning of January 8, 1815, Major General Edward Pakenham lay dying over his horse in a clay sugarcane field outside New Orleans. A burst of grapeshot had already shattered his knee. A second shot broke his arm. Blood ran down to his stirrups.

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The brother-in-law of the Duke of Wellington, the man Britain sent to capture New Orleans, was using what strength remained to rally an army dying in the mud before him. Within the next thirty minutes, more than 2,000 British soldiers were killed, wounded, or missing on a field about 600 yards wide. On the American side of the same field, only 13 men died. That is not a battle.

That is annihilation. The men who marched into that field of death were not supposed to die there. They had a plan. They had scaling ladders and bundles of sticks called fascines meant to fill the ditch in front of the American line.

Somewhere in the pre-dawn fog, that equipment vanished. That equipment was the only thing that could have made the attack succeed, and no one has ever fully explained where it went. When Pakenham finally stopped breathing that morning, the British did something with his body before sending it home. His officers placed the corpse of one of Britain’s most respected generals into a barrel, a new barrel of rum, sealed it, and loaded it aboard a ship.

That is how Edward Pakenham crossed the Atlantic: pickled. In mid-December 1814, Pakenham was 36 years old and did not want this command. He had taken the assignment because Robert Ross, the general who burned Washington in August, had been shot near Baltimore in September. Someone had to lead the campaign toward the Gulf.

Pakenham was Anglo-Irish, the second son of an aristocratic family, and his elder sister was married to Arthur Wellesley, better known as the Duke of Wellington. Pakenham had fought under him in Spain, at Salamanca. His orders were plain: seize New Orleans, control the Mississippi River, and strangle the young American republic at the artery of its western trade. Napoleon had just abdicated in Europe, freeing up British forces.

London decided to spend those veterans on America, on this river, on this city. The Treaty of Ghent, the treaty ending the War of 1812, had been signed on Christmas Eve 1814, 16 days before Pakenham rode toward the fire at New Orleans. He did not know it. His army did not know it.

Even after the signing, both governments remained legally at war until ratification. Every man who died in front of Jackson’s line died in a war whose peace had technically already been written. Opposite him stood Andrew Jackson, 47 years old, a lawyer, planter, and duelist with a bullet still in his chest from an earlier fight. He was not a professional soldier in the European sense, but he had led militia in swamp campaigns against the Creek tribes.

Many of the men Pakenham brought with him were Irish, Scottish, and Welsh, boys from English villages who volunteered because crops failed or the recruiting sergeant paid well. Some were veterans of Spain and Portugal. Others had been at sea for months, suffering seasickness, short rations, wet and cold. By the second week of December, the British fleet anchored off the Louisiana coast.

The ground itself caused most of the killing. New Orleans in 1814 sat on a narrow strip of solid land between the Mississippi River on one side and cypress swamps on the other. Any army approaching from the south had to march up that strip, about a thousand yards wide. Water on the right, swamp on the left, a straight flat kill zone in the middle.

Jackson chose his position behind an old drainage ditch called Rodriguez Canal. Behind it, his men piled an earthen wall stretching three-quarters of a mile from the river to the swamp. Twelve to fifteen cannons were mounted along the wall, some heavy naval pieces pulled from ships. Both flanks were anchored.

There was no way around. Behind that wall stood U. S. regulars, Tennessee militia under William Carroll, riflemen under John Coffee, Kentucky volunteers, free men of color formed into their own battalions paid the same as white soldiers, Choctaw warriors on the flank, and pirates from Barataria led by Jean Laffite’s brother.

Against this coalition, Pakenham would eventually gather about 8,000 British regulars from regiments that had bloodied Napoleon’s armies. On paper, this was an unequal matchup. On paper, the war was already over. On paper, the ditch was just a ditch.

But that ditch was an engineered design. A man in a red coat carrying a musket, pack, and possibly a scaling ladder cannot cross a water-filled ditch several feet deep under enemy fire. He has to stop. He has to fill the ditch, bridge it, or wait for someone else to do it.

The moment he stops in front of an earthen wall lined with rifles and artillery, he is no longer a soldier. He is a target. On December 22, General John Keane landed 3,000 men through a swamp called Penchant Venu and marched them to the Villeré plantation, nine miles from the city. He arrived in the afternoon and did not push on to New Orleans that night.

He camped in place, one of the most consequential decisions of the campaign, made by a man who thought he had time. He did not. Late that same day, a courier reached New Orleans with news that changed everything. The British were not coming.

The British were already there, nine miles away. Jackson’s officers spoke of evacuation, retreat, fighting inside the city, burning warehouses. Jackson listened, then stood and swore they would not sleep on our soil. Whether he used those exact words is debated.

The emotional truth is not. Every witness in that room understood that Jackson would not retreat, would not wait behind a wall, and would march out in the dark that very night to strike the British in their camp before they finished unpacking. Jackson had perhaps 1,800 to 2,000 men he could put on the road. The British had 3,000 veterans of European wars.

It was late December. The attack would be at night, across sugarcane fields and drainage ditches on ground he did not know well, against men who knew how to form under fire in the dark. Half his force was militia who had never fought a real battle. Every professional military principle said do not do this.

He did it anyway. The night of December 23, 1814, was cold and moonless. The American ship Carolina came down the river in the dark and opened fire on the British camp at the moment Jackson ordered. Grapeshot and iron balls tore through cooking fires.

British soldiers at dinner found themselves under naval fire from a ship they could not see. That was the signal. Jackson’s columns advanced. What followed was chaos.

Coffee’s men and Carroll’s Tennesseans came from one direction; the regulars came from another. British officers shouting in the dark could not tell which of the shouting men were their own. A British platoon fired on another British platoon. They simply could not see.

Muzzle flashes lit sugarcane stalks. Bayonets found bodies in pitch darkness. Both sides thought at different moments they were winning. Both sides thought at different moments they were losing.

Jackson rode among his men in the dark. When an officer suggested caution and withdrawal, he was said to have replied with a line that became famous during his lifetime: “I will give them the drum and music,” and pushed his lines forward again. That was not a tactic. That was a declaration.

Andrew Jackson was telling the greatest army in the world, in the middle of a cane field at ten o’clock at night, what kind of war they had entered. Around midnight, Jackson stopped the attack and pulled his men back to Rodriguez Canal. Tactically, the fight was a draw, with several hundred casualties on each side. But strategically it was a disaster for the British.

Keane now knew he was not facing farmers. He was facing an aggressive commander with real infantry and artillery willing to attack him in the dark. So Keane stopped, waited, and called for reinforcements. He gave Jackson time.

For the British soldiers in that camp, the next days were miserable. They slept in wet fields, rain fell, fog was thick, ice formed in puddles at night. One British lieutenant called the position a most gloomy place, with mud, wet, and cold, while the Americans were safe behind their entrenchments. That last phrase mattered: the Americans were safe behind their entrenchments, and the British could see the earthworks rising day by day.

On Christmas Day 1814, Edward Pakenham arrived at the front. He took command from Keane and rode out to see what Jackson had built. He did not like it. The line was longer than expected.

The earthen ramparts were higher. The canal in front was wider and wetter. Both flanks were closed. There was no obvious way around, and Pakenham, inheriting this stalemate, had to decide what to do.

Pakenham had options. He could wait, starve Jackson into surrender. The American line depended on supplies from the city. He could commit fully to a river crossing to attack the American position from the west bank before risking a frontal assault.

But what he could not do, what no British general of that era could easily do, was admit that a hastily built mud wall defended by American rebels had made the greatest army in Europe useless. So he did not admit it. He planned an attack. He began with artillery.

On New Year’s Day 1815, British gun crews revealed batteries of heavy cannons dragged for miles through mud and began bombarding the American line. It should have worked, the classic European sequence of bombardment, silencing the enemy guns, then sending in the infantry. But the American gunners, mostly experienced naval crews, were more accurate and better protected. Within hours, several British batteries were smashed and silenced.

That failure settled the plan. If the guns would not work, the infantry would. Pakenham prepared an assault for the morning of January 8. Two columns under Gibbs and Keane would attack the main American line directly.

A separate force under Colonel William Thornton would cross the Mississippi by boat at night, seize the American artillery on the west bank, and turn those guns to fire along Jackson’s line. The main columns would carry ladders and fascines to cross the ditch and climb the wall. It was a good plan on paper. Every part depended on the ladders arriving on time.

Every part depended on Thornton’s boats reaching the west bank before dawn. Every part depended on the fog cooperating, on the Americans staying asleep, on drains not flooding, on officers not getting lost in the dark. At three in the morning on January 8, 1815, in a canal south of the British lines, about 300 men of the 44th Regiment were supposed to move forward with the ladders and fascines. The ladders were heavy.

The fascines were heavy, wet, and unmanageable. The canal they moved through was narrow. Their commander, Lieutenant Colonel Thomas Mullens, would later face a court-martial for what happened in the next two hours. Whether Mullens was a coward, a fool, or a man given an impossible order remains debated.

The result is simple. As dawn approached, the men who were supposed to be at the front of the assault column carrying the equipment needed to cross the ditch and climb the wall were not there, not with the equipment, and not on time. Some ladders lay in the mud somewhere behind the British lines. Some fascines had been dropped.

The 44th was in disarray. By four o’clock, the assault columns of General Gibbs and General Keane were forming in the fog. About 6,500 men stood shoulder to shoulder on cold, wet ground, waiting for a signal rocket that had not yet been fired. The soldiers in front could see the outlines of the American earthworks about 600 yards away.

They could see the muzzles of the cannons. But they did not see the ladders. They did not see the fascines. Whispers began: Where is the 44th?

Where is the equipment? How are we supposed to cross the ditch? Across the river, Thornton was still trying to get his boats into the Mississippi. The canal his men had dug for the boats had partially collapsed.

The current was faster than expected. The crossing that was supposed to happen before dawn did not. By the time Thornton’s men reached the west bank, the sky would be light. The entire plan depended on his attack arriving at the same moment as the frontal assault.

That coordination had already died in the mud before a single shot was fired. Pakenham, in the center of the British force, saw the fog fading. He saw the sun about to rise. He saw his columns exposed on open ground with the American lines waking and leveling their guns.

He had to make a decision with no time left. He ordered the rocket fired. The advance signal went up into the pale sky around 6:30 in the morning. An American officer watching from behind the wall later wrote a sentence that became part of the battle’s permanent memory: The British columns advanced in solid masses, seeming determined to break through our works by sheer weight.

But our artillery tore great gaps in their ranks, and they staggered under the slaughter. Every word in that sentence matters. Solid masses. Sheer weight.

Great gaps. Staggered under the slaughter. The American line that morning was a machine built to consume men, and it consumed them. The first ranging shots came from heavy American naval guns firing 32-pound balls.

Round shot at that range does not kill one man. It kills an entire file of men, going through the front rank, then the second, then the third, and continuing. The British columns were about 40 men wide and several companies deep. A single American shot might cause 8, 10, or 12 casualties.

The gunners could not miss. They did not even have to aim. The columns were a wall of red walking directly into their fire. Then the field guns opened fire.

Then the rifles, American militia men behind the wall in three ranks deep, firing by ranks in rotation. A continuous volley across 600 yards of open ground. One American gunner said the sound was like continuous thunder that never stopped. Smoke built up until men could barely see the enemy.

They kept firing. The shots were not aimed at individual men. There was no need. At 200 yards, the British received canister fire, turning a cannon into a giant shotgun.

Gibbs’s column on the right of the attack took the worst of it. His men were supposed to meet the 44th with the ladders. The 44th was not there. Gibbs, riding forward, realized his men had reached the front of the ditch with no way to cross.

They stopped. They stood in place. They died standing. Some tried to jump into the water-filled canal and climb the far bank.

Others turned looking for their officers. Gibbs himself, shouting at his troops to advance, was hit several times by American rifle fire and fell mortally wounded. On the British left, John Keane’s column advanced with more discipline for longer, partly because it was farther from the arc of death of the heaviest American cannons. Keane pushed his men through the smoke, closer and closer, so close that some historians say a small group of Highlanders, the 93rd, actually reached the base of the wall itself.

There they stood, no ladders, nowhere to go, taking fire at close range from above. Keane, urging his horse forward, was hit in the neck and thigh. He fell from his saddle wounded. By about twenty minutes into the attack, Britain had lost two of its three generals on the field.

The columns were disintegrating. Six thousand five hundred men had marched 600 yards across open ground on a plan requiring equipment they did not have, at a coordination point their leaders had missed, against a defensive line working exactly as Jackson had designed it. In the middle of that field, still on his horse, still trying to hold the attack together, was Edward Pakenham. He saw Gibbs’s column collapse.

He saw the 44th fail to arrive. He saw the ditch stopping his men in a place where standing meant death. Pakenham did the thing everyone remembers. He rode his horse into the thick of it, past his retreating soldiers toward the front lines, waving his hat and issuing orders, trying to gather what was left of Gibbs’s men and push them again toward the wall.

He did not get far. A burst of cannon fragments and American rifle fire hit him at close range. One bullet shattered his knee. His horse fell.

His aides rushed to him, helped him mount another horse. He was bleeding heavily and could not use his right leg, but he refused to leave the field. He kept going, still shouting, still trying to move his soldiers, visible and commanding. One British veteran later wrote: “We were told the Yankees would run at the sight of British bayonets.

But at New Orleans they were entrenched behind their earthworks, and we were killed before we could reach them. That was the worst day I ever served. ”

The second shot ended Pakenham’s life. Accounts conflict over whether it was another blast of grapeshot, a solid ball, or cannon fragments.

Primary sources do not agree. What is undisputed is that a second projectile hit his arm or upper body, that he fell from his horse for the last time, and that his aides carried him under a live oak tree behind the attack. He was still conscious. He looked out at the field, at his dying army, and according to officers who survived, said quietly: “I have finished my race.

” Whether he said it exactly cannot be proven. Within minutes under that tree, Edward Pakenham was dead. A surviving British soldier described the march across the field to the wall as “entering a slaughterhouse, where the bullets reaped us down like grass before a sickle. ” Within roughly 30 to 45 minutes, the main attack was not defeated.

It was destroyed. British units broke apart, took cover in the fields, lay flat in the mud, and waited for the firing to stop. Some crawled back. Some pretended to be dead.

Officers who tried to rally them were shot dead. By eight in the morning it was over. The fog had cleared. The sun came up.

In front of Andrew Jackson’s earth wall, on a field about 600 yards long and a quarter mile wide, lay the largest collection of British dead the army suffered on any single field in the entire War of 1812. Every American on that line was still alive. Almost every officer on the British line was dead or badly wounded. The Americans behind the wall did not celebrate.

Every eyewitness account describes a strange silence in the first minutes after the firing stopped. They had not fought a battle. They had witnessed something else. Kentucky and Tennessee men stood on the earthworks and looked at what they had done.

The field in front of them was strewn with bodies. Red coats lay in rows where whole companies had fallen together. Some soldiers were still moving, crawling, calling out in accents no one on the wall could identify. Accounts describe British soldiers buried under their comrades’ bodies, motionless during the fighting, then slowly standing when it stopped, hundreds rising from the field like a slow exhausted resurrection.

Some walked toward the American line with hands raised. Others knelt in place. Jackson’s officers came out with white flags. Truce parties formed.

American stretcher bearers walked into the field alongside the British to bring out the men who could still be saved. Jackson himself walked from his headquarters to see the field. Officers who accompanied him said he did not speak for a long time. After three weeks preparing this position, one morning had brought him a victory so complete it did not feel like a victory.

It felt like something else. It felt like a mistake someone else had made. The formal truce was reached at noon on January 8. British and American officers walked the field together to count.

An anonymous letter, endorsed by many officers on both sides, describes the moment the counting began. Estimates started low, then rose, then rose further until the officers doing the count stopped writing numbers and just looked at each other. Neither side had ever counted this many red-coated dead in one field in one morning in this half of the world. Pakenham’s men had already carried him off the field.

His body was taken to headquarters, laid out, and prepared for what would come later. The other senior dead, the dying Gibbs, and the groaning wounded were taken to the same buildings. Junior officers who had ridden at the head of the columns that morning now sat by candlelight writing reports they knew would be read in London by families they knew personally. One British officer wrote in a private letter after the battle: “Strong men reaped down like corn.

Poor devils crying for help which we could not give. ” That is the phrase. Not the numbers, not the strategic aftermath, not the diplomatic consequences. Strong men, poor devils, men who crossed an ocean, a swamp, and a canal, men from Cork and Glasgow and Dublin and Cardiff, reaped down like corn in a Louisiana cane field, crying for help their officers could not give.

On January 9, Jackson sat in a house in the city and wrote his official report to James Monroe, acting Secretary of War in Washington. It is a strange document. He tries to be moderate. He tries not to boast, but the numbers are the numbers.

He estimated the enemy’s force at 12,000 to 15,000. He wrote: “His loss in this last battle was truly astonishing. I estimate his killed, wounded, and missing at between 2,000 and 3,000, while our loss was only 13 killed, 39 wounded, and 19 missing. ”

Thirteen, 39, 19.

Consider those numbers. Nearly 2,000 casualties on one side, 13 killed on the other, in a large-scale infantry battle between two national armies. For every American who died on that field that morning, the British lost more than 150 men. There is no comparable statistic in the history of the British army in North America, before or since.

It was not a battle. It was the worst 45 minutes the British army spent in the entire 19th century. Here is what almost no one mentions. This should never have happened.

The peace treaty ending the War of 1812 had been signed at Ghent, in what is now Belgium, on Christmas Eve 1814, 15 days before the attack. Neither Pakenham nor Jackson knew the news would not reach Louisiana until February. So every man who died at the ditch that morning, every Highlander in front of the wall, every farm boy in the earthworks, every general on his horse, died in a war whose peace had already been written by ministers in a room 3,000 miles away. That brings us to Pakenham’s body and to the part of this story that sounds like rumor but is as real as surviving family tradition and local lore can prove.

The British army needed to return the general home. The Atlantic crossing would take weeks. The Gulf climate in January was mild enough to make preserving the body a problem. According to the VillerĂ© family account, preserved in Louisiana local tradition and later Anglo-Irish tradition, Pakenham’s officers did the only thing sailors of that era did with a body that had to survive an ocean crossing.

They placed it in a barrel, a new barrel of rum. Some accounts say brandy instead of rum. The Villeré family account is clear on rum. Either way, the substance was chosen for the same reason.

Alcohol preserves flesh. The body was sealed inside. The barrel was loaded aboard a ship, and Edward Pakenham, the brother-in-law of the Duke of Wellington, the hero of the Peninsular War, the general Britain sent to capture New Orleans, made the entire Atlantic crossing pickled in a barrel. He was eventually buried in the family vault at Killucan in County Westmeath, Ireland, where he still lies today.

Lieutenant Colonel Thomas Mullens of the 44th was court-martialed for failing to deliver the assault equipment on time. The court found him negligent. He was dismissed from the service and stripped of his rank. But the deeper truth of that morning is that the ladders were only one link in a chain of failures.

The real answer to why the British lost New Orleans is not that a colonel forgot the ladders. It is that they attacked a position designed to kill them with a plan that required perfection on ground that punished every mistake. Thornton’s west-bank crossing ultimately succeeded. He captured the American batteries on the other side of the river after bitter fighting, but by the time he took them, it was midday.

The main attack had already failed. His victory across the river came too late to matter. He held the position for a few hours, then withdrew on orders and rejoined the retreating British army. The British army did not leave immediately.

It stayed in camp for ten more days, caring for the wounded, burying the dead, waiting to see if there was any way to save the campaign. There was no way. On January 18, they began a slow, quiet withdrawal to the ships. They carried Pakenham with them.

They carried Gibbs. They carried Keane, who survived. They left behind in shallow graves at Chalmette more than 700 of their soldiers. Here is the strangest fact about the Battle of New Orleans.

It made a president. Andrew Jackson, the frontier lawyer from the Waxhaws, emerged from that battlefield into a national legend powerful enough to carry him to the White House 14 years later. Every populist wave in 19th-century America, every celebration of the common man against the aristocrat, every version of the story where the ragged frontier defeats the European elite, traces its roots to that ditch. The country you live in was shaped in part by what happened in a sugarcane field on January 8, 1815.

The version of the battle that most Americans learn in school is a myth, not because it lies about who won. Jackson won decisively. But the story leaves out the parts that complicate it. The Tennessee riflemen get the credit.

The Kentucky volunteers get the credit. Old Hickory gets the credit. But the line that destroyed Pakenham’s army also included two full battalions of free men of color, paid the same as their white counterparts. It included Choctaw warriors on the flank.

It included the Barataria pirates who worked some of the heaviest cannons. That coalition was gradually removed from the narrative. The specific part of the story that changes what you thought: the battalion of free men of color, commanded by Major Vincent Populus and Major Louis Darby, Louisianans of African and Caribbean descent, occupied a section of the line directly in the path of Keane’s advancing column. They stood in the heart of the fight.

They fired heavily. Their casualty rate was in line with the white units around them. Within a generation of the battle, in Andrew Jackson’s own America, their descendants were losing legal rights their fathers had earned in the mud of Chalmette. On the British side, New Orleans became a wound the army mostly chose to forget.

It did not fit the story Britain wanted to tell about itself in the 19th century: Waterloo, Wellington, the red coat as the best soldier in the world. A defeat by an American militia in an unnecessary war three weeks after the peace treaty was signed was not a story London wanted to circulate. Pakenham’s death was mourned privately in family vaults and in Wellington’s private letters, and quietly preserved in official memory. The war was already over.

It had been over for 15 days when Pakenham gave the order to advance. Neither commander knew it, nor did either army, and even after the treaty was ratified in February 1815, both sides were legally bound by the outcome of a battle fought after peace was signed. Every casualty on January 8, 1815, was, in the strict legal sense, a casualty of a war that no longer needed casualties. That brings us back to the barrel, to a pickled corpse crossing the Atlantic in the winter of 1815 on a merchant ship returning to Ireland.

Britain sent Edward Pakenham to capture an American city. Instead he became a piece of cargo on the way home from the worst defeat of the war. What the British did with his body was not disrespect. It was practical necessity.

But the image, a general in a barrel of rum, a Peninsular War hero pickled for the Atlantic crossing, is the image polite history books omit. It is also true. The terrible truth of New Orleans is not the casualty ratio, though that is terrible. It is not the barrel of rum, though that is terrible too.

It is the sum of it all. A battle that should never have been fought in a war that had already ended, killing thousands of men whose leaders were following orders written in ignorance, producing an American legend and a British wound that still shape how the story is told.